The headline is “US Fires Laser at Russian Lunar Rover”

The total Lunar eclipse will be broadcast live on Northwoods Public radio.

Remember the Moon orbits the turtle in a plane with the axis of rotation parallel to the path the system is moving along.

The only difference between the simulation and being on the moon was the fact that you were on the moon.

It’s smaller than the Earth and it’s covered with craters. That’s really just the Moon, right?

They think we’re smuggling drugs to the moon

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

I know that most members of congress don’t know the location of the countries that they are bombing, but this is the moon we are talking about.

It’s an inconsequential snowball. That’s why it has five moons.

Or maybe it was pulled off by little green men from outer space, working in cahoots with Bigfoot, Sasquatch and the Loch Ness Monster, who all had a planning meeting in a secret underground base on the moon